she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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