u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
