I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Randomize
