Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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