either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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