Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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