your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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