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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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