Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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