Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
