you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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