Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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