so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize