I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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