so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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