I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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