508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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