I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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