It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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