She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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