this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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