return my video game
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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