What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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