Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
where am i from again
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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