You really coming over, don't trick.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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