just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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