I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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