You really coming over, don't trick.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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