pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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