I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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