I swear she didn't look like that last week.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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