if you like me you must not know who I am
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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