apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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