The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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