Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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