Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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