help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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