was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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