new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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