People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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