Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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