i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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