She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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