idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
