On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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