so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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