Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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