Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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