Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
