So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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