So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Send help, water and tortillas.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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