Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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