happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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