Fuck appropriateness.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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